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Consarn
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Consarn

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a fun idea for an rpg would be doing things wrong just to fuck with the villains Aug 18, 2019 at 6:13 PM

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    1. Consarn
      Consarn
      a fun idea for an rpg would be doing things wrong just to fuck with the villains
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      2. Regalia
        Regalia
        It's called Dungeons and Dragons. It happens EVERY DAMN TIME. You make a plot, and your villains are scheming to reenact Resident Evil, and the Heros decide to invade the North Pole with an army of fire breathing penguins in order to prevent Santa from spying on children.
        Aug 18, 2019 at 11:06 PM
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      3. Regalia
        Regalia
        Also, the best puzzles are the ones where I don;t have an answer, I'm just waiting for the players to do something suitably entertaining before declaring them victorious.
        Aug 18, 2019 at 11:07 PM
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      4. Tamamo05
        Tamamo05
        Not an RPG, but konosuba come in mind. Fallout new vegas and 4 maybe too though to what extend, I don't know.
        Aug 18, 2019 at 11:22 PM
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    2. Consarn
      Consarn
      HOW DO BABIES LEARN HOW TO EAT BANANA CANDY (what was that brown thing called again) SO FAST
      1. Regalia
        Regalia
        the nerves in their mouths are more sensitive and get wired in sooner and more fully than others (at least in part to avoid biting through the tongue). Sticking it in their mouth is literally the best way they have of figuring out the thing.
        Aug 18, 2019 at 3:38 PM
      2. Consarn
        Consarn
        i mean i just threw it around (don't even think i opened it lol) and my neighbor's baby was like "yes, that is a the candy" and went mad
        Aug 18, 2019 at 4:08 PM
      3. Tamamo05
        Tamamo05
        Yes, it was a process called... Uh... Integration? Something2 related to assimilation. A process in the brain.
        Aug 18, 2019 at 11:27 PM
    3. Consarn
      Consarn
      there is no milk in my fucking fridge, so i get PISSED
      1. Skye
        Skye
        I've read that milk is not really healthy, you're much better off with high-calcium beverages made from almonds/soya/rice as milk replacement products. ;D
        Aug 17, 2019 at 10:35 PM
      2. Tamamo05
        Tamamo05
        Iirc one glass a day is enough and more than that is either wasted or too much.
        Aug 18, 2019 at 2:38 AM
      3. Consarn
        Consarn
        and somehow neither of those comments were autism jokes
        Aug 18, 2019 at 4:15 AM
    4. Consarn
      Consarn
      finally got my phone stolen. NOT an emotional rollercoaster like in the commercials
    5. Consarn
      Consarn
      soon i'll be a criminal for shitting twice. i wish this was a joke
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      3. Regalia
        Regalia
        How the fuck would you even enforce that? Make private restrooms illegal and force everyone to crap in the street?

        First rule of leadership is to never give an order you know will be disobeyed, because it will damage their respect for you and habituate disobedience. First rule of politics is to never write a law you can't enforce, for much the same reason.
        Aug 14, 2019 at 12:34 PM
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      4. victor sant
        victor sant
        @Regalia, don't burn your brain cells trying to understand bolsonaro. He is a joke (a very bad one), no one but his mindless followers (wich we all bolsominions) take him seriously.
        Aug 14, 2019 at 12:54 PM
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      5. Consarn
        Consarn
        but he does have a reason
        he doesn't like seeing people doing it
        which allows him to make it illegal
        Aug 14, 2019 at 2:12 PM
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    6. Consarn
      Consarn
      how to remove skeleton from body after 5 gallons of milk
      1. Seven and Regalia like this.
      2. Regalia
        Regalia
        Seriously man, your post history reads like a really messed up google search history.
        Aug 14, 2019 at 12:15 PM
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      3. Consarn
        Consarn
        that's kinda the point
        Aug 14, 2019 at 12:28 PM
      4. Ladon
        Ladon
        Lmao I'm ded
        Aug 15, 2019 at 3:34 AM
    7. Consarn
      Consarn
      you know, that raphael the raven (and boshi if you wanna talk about THAT thing) constellation was actually kinda sad if you think about it
    8. Consarn
      Consarn
      should i tell you about the tragic tale of melvin, successor of archaon the everchosen?
    9. Consarn
      Consarn
      hello. i am energy man. you see, the jellyfishes are energy and
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    10. Consarn
      Consarn
      let's all laugh at activision. the thing about ctr is old, but they're still fucking cunts
    11. Consarn
      Consarn
      suggestion to improve pokemon #1: buff the regional rodents
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      3. RAO0823
        RAO0823
        Primal groudon is too op. 770 total base stats is second to mega rayquaza that's banned and only equal to primal kyogre who is arguably worse. No real counters for him aside from FEAR and wishing your groudon gets to move first.
        Aug 9, 2019
      4. Ashlag
        Ashlag
        Well insects are useful in Black/White 1, where they trivialise like the 1st 3 arenas ? Or was it 4 ? But else, yeah.
        Aug 10, 2019
      5. Consarn
        Consarn
        you mean quiver dance or what
        because that shit was fuckin good
        and it was half of the buff the bug type deserved (or at least that the dragon type didn't)
        Aug 10, 2019
    12. Consarn
      Consarn
      come to think of it if mega aerodactyl got sent to ou it'd still get fucked over by scizor because it's just that good
    13. Consarn
      Consarn
      how does smogon not like fell stinger? do they not know how good it is for switch ins
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      3. Consarn
        Consarn
        but let's not forget what i CAN do
        i can use skill swap on a regigigas and fuck shit up
        i can exist with wobbuffet in gen 3
        and i can use the ol' sleep powder

        and for the love of fuck why is scizor still in uu
        Aug 6, 2019
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      4. nox
        nox
        Prolly the same reason goodra is
        Aug 6, 2019
      5. Consarn
        Consarn
        and mega aerodactyl (which scizor still fucks up because that's just how good it is)
        Aug 7, 2019
    14. Consarn
      Consarn
      gettin' fit and funky, is that your desire
    15. Consarn
      Consarn
      *throws up cutely*
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      3. Consarn
        Consarn
        theres probably someone out there with a vomit fetish

        i mean
        if people already fetishize cannibalism and shit then it wouldn't be a surprise
        Aug 5, 2019
      4. Regalia
        Regalia
        People will masturbate to anything. "Multiple girls with insufficient tableware" is a prime example.
        Aug 5, 2019
      5. Consarn
        Consarn
        let'a not forget the strangely specific hypnohub

        let's just say you do NOT wanna go there
        it's really bad
        Aug 5, 2019
    16. Consarn
      Consarn
      who the fuck is rain
      1. PhaseShifter
        PhaseShifter
        The thing that comes out when it rains.
        Aug 4, 2019
      2. Skye
        Skye
        The arena opponent who didn’t realize he is entering the profile name, not just the character’s name... ;P
        Aug 4, 2019
      3. Consarn
        Consarn
        i heard there was some rain guy in the story
        but it was probably just a coincidence
        Aug 5, 2019
    17. Consarn
      Consarn
      im kinda surprised by the lack of tpp references in pokemon
    18. Consarn
      Consarn
      is galar too cold for pokémon that are famous for living in the cold or something
      1. wardaddy and nox like this.
    19. Consarn
      Consarn
      one thing i'm REALLY worried about in sword and shield is the game's speed. i hope it's not as bad as gen 4
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      3. Consarn
        Consarn
        like maybe perhaps possibly probably mega starters so meganium could finally have a chance to be useful?
        or maybe a well deserved buff to the bug type?
        or maybe even making the poison type a thing outside of toxic?

        nah
        that aint happenin
        we's gettin more of that salamander bird thing and mewtwo
        because no one's getting tired of them yet
        not at all
        Aug 2, 2019
      4. Jatabo
        Aug 4, 2019
      5. Consarn
        Consarn
        if galar is too cold for it, then what is sinnoh
        a summer paradise?
        Aug 4, 2019
    20. Consarn
      Consarn
      there's this new brand of chips that tries to go with ze german theme ja, but states with pride that it's made in rio grande do sul
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